{"id":423,"date":"2022-06-04T10:56:00","date_gmt":"2022-06-04T10:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/indiebooknook.co.uk\/?p=423"},"modified":"2022-04-30T11:04:45","modified_gmt":"2022-04-30T11:04:45","slug":"the-platinum-level-transluminal-vacation-of-your-dreams-bull-garington","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiebooknook.co.uk\/home\/the-platinum-level-transluminal-vacation-of-your-dreams-bull-garington","title":{"rendered":"The Platinum-Level Transluminal Vacation of Your Dreams &#8211; Bull Garington."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"shariff shariff-align-flex-start shariff-widget-align-flex-start\" data-services=\"pinterest%7Cfacebook%7Creddit\" data-url=\"https%3A%2F%2Findiebooknook.co.uk%2Fhome%2Fthe-platinum-level-transluminal-vacation-of-your-dreams-bull-garington\" data-timestamp=\"1651316685\" data-hidezero=\"1\" data-backendurl=\"https:\/\/indiebooknook.co.uk\/home\/wp-json\/shariff\/v1\/share_counts?\"><ul class=\"shariff-buttons theme-round orientation-horizontal buttonsize-small\"><li class=\"shariff-button twitter shariff-nocustomcolor\" style=\"background-color:#32bbf5\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/share?url=https%3A%2F%2Findiebooknook.co.uk%2Fhome%2Fthe-platinum-level-transluminal-vacation-of-your-dreams-bull-garington&text=The%20Platinum-Level%20Transluminal%20Vacation%20of%20Your%20Dreams%20%E2%80%93%20Bull%20Garington.\" title=\"Share on Twitter\" aria-label=\"Share on Twitter\" role=\"button\" rel=\"noopener nofollow\" class=\"shariff-link\" style=\"; 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He&#8217;s on 99 sales, and when he steps in to help a colleague close a sale which seems to be going pear-shaped, he believes he&#8217;s done it. Only to be called into the boss&#8217;s office and told he hasn&#8217;t. He&#8217;s given a difficult client and an apprentice, and told to complete the sale before tomorrow, or he doesn&#8217;t hit the 100 sales, and he doesn&#8217;t get the prestigious retirement package.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Oh, by the way, he&#8217;s selling time-line-hopping-vacations that may, or may not be, completely legal. It&#8217;s not illegal, per say, but it&#8217;s not entirely legal either. Especially as they try and talk clients into stepping into their FYMT (F*ck You Money Timeline), where they can spend a couple of weeks, while the company leeches the ridiculous amounts of cash that the client has somehow amassed.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Now, I&#8217;m going to say that the above summary is possibly a bit of a mean recap. It&#8217;s a bit bland, unlike&nbsp;<em>The Platinum-Level Translumunial Vacation Package of Your Dreams.&nbsp;<\/em>Nothing about this novel is bland, from the mouthful of the title, to the somewhat dizzying and abstractly written plot. There&#8217;s a lot going on here, and it&#8217;s a lot to take in.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I will admit, the prologue is somewhat off putting, almost as though Garlington added it as an after thought. It&#8217;s rife with grammatical errors, which is why I&#8217;ve marked this novel 4 out of 5. If the mistakes hadn&#8217;t been there, or not been so glaringly obvious, it would have been a 5\/5.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Garlington&#8217;s style reminds me slightly of Terry Pratchett. He&#8217;s irreverent, slightly surreal and clearly doesn&#8217;t take himself too seriously, like many other authors can do. The book is filled with witty commentary, addendums and notes from Garlington, and wry jokes about the life we live.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote\"><p>&#8220;Our particular timeline sucks, kid&#8221; Heller looks around at the world. &#8220;This particular 2020 is the kitchen junk drawer of the temporal universe. Every sh*tty thing that didn&#8217;t fit in other timelines is here in spades. Listening to Phil Collins. On fire.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p>I may have laughed. A lot.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>S. A&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>This book was originally reviewed as part of the <a href=\"https:\/\/indiebooknook.co.uk\/reedsy-discovery\" data-type=\"post\" data-id=\"277\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Reedsy Discovery<\/a> Reviewer Program.  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